It cannot be taught to kill

I.
Did you agree to teach physics at the Academy of War and the World? Be careful! Uncontrolled students and unprecedented races await you. You will extinguish fires, dodge rockfalls, pacify flying furniture. You will have to control the magnetic field and fight with green giants. But the biggest problem is your immediate boss, vice-rector and warrior, impudent, unbalanced and insanely in love with a new teacher.
II.
Have you agreed to an internship at the Academy of suggestion and obsession? Be careful! In this paradise of carelessness and the kingdom of glamor, you will have to fight terrible hallucinations, conduct a real investigation and fight again with green giants-crites, enemies of all crosses of the worlds. But all the problems can be solved! Especially if your beloved is nearby-a warrior warrior, capable of risking his life for his woman, reveal the most cunning conspiracy and even abandon his allegedly unshakable male principles