Russian language on the verge of nervous breakdown

The world around us is changing rapidly, and the language changes with it. Which of us does not use new words and who at the same time does not wrinkle, noticing them in the interlocutor"s speech? Borrowings, jargonisms, abuse - they can’t do without - they are infuriated and, most importantly, give an occasion for constant grumbling. Who does not like to speculate on the spoilage of the language, and after a hearty lunch, even about death? Professor K., having undergone a good -pricking personality in our time and alternately occupying the position of either an irritated layman or a cold -blooded linguist, vigorously enters into a conversation. Read it calmly, holding back emotions. After reading, decisively drop the book and answer the main question. Who - the Russian language or ourselves - is on the verge of a nervous breakdown?