How to take bribes correctly. How to choose a wife

Our format of “pocket wisdom” simply did not allow you to ignore two pressing topics. At first glance, in no way connected with each other. But this is only at first glance ...
The art of bribery is represented in the format of the eastern fairy tale, with well -in -a -aimed metaphors inherent in this genre, which transparently hint at all the subtleties of this process and its varieties, for example, business dinners as a way to take a bribe stomach And there are a lot of other ways to sway the cups of Themis. Eastern wisdom offers its own way of combating this “ailment”: if the sum of a bribe allows you to buy a rope, then on the same rope should be hanged. Radical, but effective.
Regarding the advice of the choice of his wife, then, despite the laconicism of the author, he managed to touch on many “points”, which should be taken into account when choosing: from the physical characteristics of the chosen ones to the dowry (including horses and mother -in -law) The letters of grateful customers given in the text prove the effectiveness of tips tested in practice.
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