Opera and border guards laugh

As written in one famous poem:
In the war without a joke, bad
If it is depressed - trouble!
The warrior is not bad to groan,
Humor will always help out!
The new book of the head of the 1st Department for the Combating of the FSB of Russia A. Platonov, in his sparkling humor, is comparable to the immortal creation of Alexander Tvardovsky “Vasily Terkin”, and it is not for nothing that another name of the famous poem is “Book about a fighter”. And the heroes of the book A.M. Platonov are fighters of the invisible front, although they do not act in the war, but, as they say, “in conditions close to the combat”: on the border outposts of the Far East, in the Kuril Islands, in foreign “business trips”. These are the Chekists, whose shoulders are entrusted with the most severe responsibility to protect the peaceful calm of our homeland.
, as anyone else, after the battle, should be “relaxed” behind the glass of “tea”, sit, joke - sharply, but malicious. It happens that the harsh employee of the organs falls into a funny situation.
The author gathered, as he himself writes, many “funny, tricky and entertainment-improving stories from the life of employees of security and border service organs”, which the reader offers. Not only to have fun, but also to extract a lesson from every joke