Psychologists joke. Analyze this

Do anything, just do not try to cure your patient.
(Z. Freud)
In the world there are only two medicines that help in the treatment and prevention of all diseases without exception and are effective in one hundred percent of cases. Love and humor ... If you have one of two, you are a happy person! If you have both ... you are invincible! The ironic and often seasoned with a fair amount of cynicism, a sense of humor of psychologists and psychiatrists helps the ministers of these valiant professions keep a sober view of life. This book contains stories, jokes, stories and real stories told by psychiatrists and psychologists. Some of them will seem ridiculous, some will cause you to arrange and bewilderment, while others may make you think, because, as you know, there is only a share of a joke in every joke. On the other hand, in every, even the saddest story, there is something that can be laughed at. No wonder one of the main indicators of human mental health is considered a sense of humor. The ability to laugh at oneself and play a joke of others is simply necessary for a modern person to survive in this crazy world. Smile more often, gentlemen, and be healthy!