Hello, I am your assistant!

My name is Victoria Zagnibed, and I am a witch. Sounds as a recognition on the collection of anonymous alcoholics society. But this is true. Professors of the Academy of Witchcraft, sorcery, magic and magic breathed a sigh of relief when I left the walls of Alma Mater, and with a sense of the duty, they distributed me to the village, where they had not sent anyone for a hundred years. Apparently, they hoped that the glorious acts of the mediocre student would not reach them due to the distance of the distance. And what did I do to them? True, as soon as I appeared at the place of work - this began ... in a word, the whole team of fighters would not be shedding. What am I? I"m nothing. And why don"t they believe me?