Guard! Guard!

& quot, twelve o"clock in the morning and everything is calm! & Quot - such is the motto of the night guardian of Ank-Morporka, the most glorious city on the whole flat world. And if & quot, not all & quot, calmly, it means you just go no of the streets.
In general, to become a real night guard, you need to make a lot of effort. First, you should learn how to run too fast - and then suddenly catch up? Secondly, it is necessary to comprehend the basic principle of survival in cruel fights - just do not participate in those. Thirdly, do not shout too loudly, that & quot, everything is calm & quot, - you can hear.
The book you hold in your hands is truly unique. It will help you not only comprehend the basic principles of survival in this cruel, harsh world, but also to make a decent career. Let even a night guard