Beauty and the Dragon

-Tell me, could we not see you somewhere? .. Perhaps a couple of hours ago, m?
Here ... Gad! Scaly bastard. Dragon to him!
- I was with one beautiful lady. The lady was completely naked.
I almost said: Not naked, but in a shirt! But with this I would definitely give myself up with my head, and the dragon only achieved this.
- She stole my shirt and disappeared in this palace. Whoever finds a tuning shirt on the sleeve will find my morning guest.
Foggy hare, what is he doing?! I hope the maids will not go right now to check my chambers?!

PLANT!
I thought, being in the bedroom of the fire prince and breaking an important artifact.
From that moment on, all life went somersault: the selection of grooms for the princess, breaking the coup, the old secrets who have become obvious, and an unexpected, forgotten gift awakened in me.
And the dragon is to blame!