English phrasebook for morons

You finally gathered on a trip. We bought tickets, booked a hotel, collected a suitcase, and raised a cat and a lone ficus of a neighbor"s grandmother. Well done! Now it would be worthwhile to worry about communication. And, therefore, you have nothing to do without a phrasebook on a trip.
This is the fourth book of the very teacher who has been fighting for many years with alcohol dependence and stupidity of students. The previous three books blew up the Internet.
If you are not devoid of a sense of humor and self -irony, you will like this book. If you are a hypocrite and never swear obscenities, read something else-OMG: everything will be as vital and non-literary as possible.
This phrasebook is for you, moron!