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Statement from the representative of Heaven:
— This is a real scandal. We do not need a dark humor-filled mystical thriller, full of mockery of religious dogmas. We are shocked by the texts of real conversations of the disciples at the Last Supper and the revelation of the relationship between Judas and Mary Magdalene. The fact of why the cross on Golgotha suddenly turned out to be empty should never be disclosed. We want to preserve the sleep of readers, doomed to spend nights swallowing page after page, trying to find out - who is the mysterious killer hunting the apostles? And, finally, the main question: how dare you print the decryption of phone conversations between Heaven and Hell?!
Official Summary: "Reading in Heaven is prohibited".
Statement from the representative of Hell:
— This is compromising material. There is no need to be amazed by the secrets of the Old and New Testaments intertwined with Tibetan mysticism, and the intrigues of ancient Rome, to laugh to tears, and to marvel at the wild twists of the tense detective plot. Who allowed you to publish the names of pop stars, politicians, and scientists who secretly sold their souls to the Chief of Hell? Why do you reveal what Tsoi, Casanova, and Ivan the Terrible are up to in the underworld? Why print sensations about our competitor: what really happened during the water to wine transformation, the resurrection of Lazarus, and at the trial of Pontius Pilate? And, finally, the main question: how did you find out Death's mobile phone number?!
Official Summary: "Reading in Hell is prohibited".