Notes of an outstanding double

Again about the school. Well, yes, where will you get from it? You can love or not love the school ... But if you love and consider it your own, then you can probably laugh. Above the school. Above teachers, students, parents ... above themselves. It will not be offending laughter.
Arthur Givargizov in his short school stories answers the most important questions. What verses should the lady read so that she stops crying? How much homework cost a fan of pigeons? Do I need to believe in the laws of physics - or are they already working? Which subject is the most important - Russian or lighter? And the most important thing is how to become not only outstanding, but also a very successful double -handed man?